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Blake Z. Rong
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As an Asian-American person, I’m here all day for Constance Wu’s wit, hilarity, and badassery. Read more

I am not sure these are employees. Someone on here posted that we should start alternative Twitter accounts for the agencies that King Trump has told to shut down on Twitter and we should spread their message. So this might be in that vein. Read more

Constance Wu is a badass. Doing the thing your conscience tells you is right even if it could hurt you (career-wise, in this case) is honorable and beautiful and I am really impressed by her speaking up. I also agree with her re: Casey Affleck. What a turd. Read more

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Most were saying, “Not this white woman,” or “No one I know!” I’d say, “[Fifty-three percent] of white women voted for Trump. That means someone you know, someone who is in close community with you, voted for Trump. You need to organize your people.” Read more

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

What say you, cheerleaders?

Lestah.

In older models (particularly the 1947 Deluxe Gas Princess) it can be used as a foot soaking tub. Since, as a woman, you’d be spending most of your time in front of it.

A traitor to the country is a Great American according to Mississippi. Read more

Oh. For real? Great American’s Day? Between this and Trump disrepecting John Lewis on Twitter, I have got a full day of teaching to do. Here I thought I could enjoy my day off but America continues to demonstrate it needs to be schooled. Read more

Posted July, 2015. You’re a little late. Read more

The ending is rather anti-climatic, a la Easy Rider - Rick is killed when his chest hair get caught in a moving fan belt while adding a quart of oil and Colt dies from a combination untreated gonorrhea and a blown-out nasalseptum from habitual cocaine abuse.  Read more

“Fuck Jimmy John’s” is something I can get behind because their food is garbage and they’re clearly in the pocket of BIG MAYO, but specifically “Fuck Jimmy John Liautaud” is a statement that can’t be made often enough. Read more

Yes. Though the signs were supposed to be illuminated.
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