We don’t all look alike, you know Read more

He WOULD, and that’s why he’s the BEST Read more

Time is an ever-changing river, my friend, it ebbs and flows to our psychic whims Read more

Clarkson wears an IWC Pilot’s Flyback Chronograph “Top Gun Miramar,” if anyone else is curious. Hammond wears the classic Rolex Sub, and May has some blue-dialed things that can’t be deciphered. Clarkson is also slowly dissolving into Johnny Depp. Read more

I joined FG in 2005 and my first memory on there was arguing in the Top Gear subforum about why Corvettes were awesome (LOLsprings, anyone?!!?). Read more

It’s The Producers, but just the “Springtime For Hitler” part Read more

Jeez, way to make things not fun anymore. Read more

Gonna second Ruby Redbird here, JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS

The Saab has been illustrated, but the lust runs deep and coursing across the veins of the ravenous, untamed Swede. Oh, for the insatiate Viking blood which knows no ceasing of prurience for Svenska Aeroplan Aktiebolaget, there is no end to the pictures. There is no end to the horrors, dark and unfathomable as the…

One of my friend’s dads had one of these. AWD version, two-tone, loaded. We went on dozens of Boy Scout trips with it, hauling huge trailers of bicycles, going to summer camp, headbanging to Rammstein from across three rows of leather seats. (We were a weird troop.) It racked up probably around 200,000 miles before it… Read more

What makes you say that, breh

The goons who are suggesting that they would “drop an SBC in it, breeehhhhhh” are why we can’t have nice things in this Year Of Our Lord, 2016 Read more

[time machines back to 2009] Read more

What she really should’ve been feeding her offspring is mice and small birds. Read more

I make so many times more than what that kid makes that the concept of money is an altogether alien concept, and I’ve never spent below 7 figures on a car. Also, when you say “car,” it’s one of these, right?

“I’ve never spent more than five figures on a car” Read more

No stories here, but this guy probably lost his long-term girlfriend over a clapped-out $16,000 Subaru WRX “sports car.” Read more

The other perspective of that story is going to appear on Behind Closed Ovens any moment now. Read more