What I liked about the movie Midnight In Paris was Owen Wilson’s character fetishizing the Roaring 20s, and then literally getting a chance to live in the time period he so fetishized, all to fall in love with a woman who fetishized an even earlier time—and, one that he didn’t understand. Read more

Richard Rawlings is like your drunk uncle who won the lottery and blew half his fortune on skull rings Read more

Somebody should shave his head on a live episode of WWE SummerSlam Read more

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together? Read more

There’s an easy solution to all of this. Read more

I abhor the “phone as substitute” argument. It only makes the proponent look hideously out of touch. Read more

Hey, gang! Have you ever noticed how the things you and I liked as a child are far superior than the things that “young people” like today, when they’re the same age we were? Read more

I feel fucking terrible. I was fortunate enough to speak with him when he came on the Hooniverse Podcast; he was one of the most gracious, friendliest, and humble guests that Jeff Glucker and I hosted. Read more

I was born in Harbin! Which means I have to passionately and irrationally defend it for some innately hard-wired reason found within my DNA. Read more

Once in college, to impress my friends and the lovely ladies of Pi Beta Phi sorority, I made stuffed Italian chicken breasts for the entire house. I butterflied the breasts, stuffed in mozzerella and basil, and carefully tied each one up with twine. Then I baked them at 350 degrees. Read more

The douchiest people in my fraternity were water poloers. Also, TURBO COUPE NACA DUCTS?!!?

Rick and Colt will be back in: THE ADVENTURES OF VICE SQUAD ‘72: TAKES TWO TO TANGO Read more

DAMMIT COLT, YOU LIED! Read more

But this year’s only halfway over! Read more

If you have ass-lemans for more than 5 hours, consult a doctor Read more

Meet Miss Ricquette Brenda. She’s 5’5” and ready to swing. Read more

I see we lent you our copy. I’m gonna have to ask for it back—got a long list of old ladies to make love to. Read more

Guzzi life is eternal, my sweet summer child Read more

Awesome! We waited at that intersection for approximately 15 hours. Read more

That’s also part of the My First Vintage Porsche Starter Pack. Authentic rust bubbles! Just stick and apply! Read more