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Blake Z. Rong
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I want your gun, your badge, and your radiator cap, on my desk, NOW!!! Read more

Boy, I really sure hope somebody got fired for THAT blunder. Read more

In 20 years I hope to bring a Hummer H3 Alpha on the Petrolicious Rally. Read more

Nobody. No one crashed an Alfa, either.

Yes. He’s the only Asian guy who ever wore sunglasses. Were you considering “Gangnam Style,” too? Read more

I definitely remember that. I think it was found by a collector whose barn find game was strong as hell.

Thank you! I had that saved to my hard drive to upload, but forgot... Read more

It would be an honor, John. Thanks for letting me ride with you! Read more

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a poop emoji stamping on a human face, forever. Read more

*lights stogie* Listen, toots, they don’t call me “MAXIMUM Bob” for nothing. Read more

Evidently, this. And he’s got a point.

I was afraid too many people’s heads would have exploded before they finished the article. Read more

Yes, the human race is doomed because a car company sent out a press release. Read more