@deep_fryed: When I was a teen, I drove a Volvo 240, reckless was impossible. Read more

@Cheeseslap is bombing a dumphole: You're right, we all do it, but this guy's flaunting it. Most of the time I try to leave at least the throttle hand down. The two handed off is rare, and usually limited to open stretches with no traffic and when I'm tightening my gloves. Read more

@Cyphear: I'm sure the fellow who witnessed the event was more than willing to provide sworn testimony and Vlad plead guilty anyway. Read more

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Hell yeah it does. Read more

@Dano: You know, it's said every time someone makes a joke about Gabe Newell's fatness, Half Life 2 Episode 3 gets delayed a month. I get the feeling the same is true for GT5 and its timeline. Read more

@Nürburgring: Varsity Jalop: And now it's even more badass. Read more

@Mark Arnold: I headbutted staph infections into submission for jollies. Read more

This comment is a lot funnier if you know the original name of the EcoBoost engine is "TwinForce" — a considerably more badass moniker. Read more

@long_live_the_E36: Did you look at the Mantide? Read more

@Matt Hardigree: I was captain of the high school wrestling team for three years. I'll just let you consider that. Read more

@Big Red: No, just a long-running inside joke. Read more

@Maxis47: Have you ever been to a Harley dealership? They have HD branded clocks, pocket knives and teddy bears and people buy them. Read more

@dannypaulny: [jalopnik.com]

@Maxis47: The point is to make a lot of money on each and every one sold. Read more

@brandegee: That's a jackass comment. Read more

@Dirt Pirate: Avert! That thing's awesome! I want one Read more

@Baby Beater Benz: I think a gen-1 LHS version of this would be gorgeous. That radius'd C-pillar would work great as a B-pillar. Read more

@Neener: Didn't say they were selling. Read more

@Dirt Pirate: It does, but the SM looks like it's from 200 years from now. Read more

@Neener: Er...