(This comment cracked me up.) Read more

Indeed... many of the smaller spots do seem to be closed. (Check if it’s closed! That would have been a good thing to put on my list of bullet points!) Read more

Well that’s nice of you! If we didn’t have this stupid virus going around I’d say come on over... Maybe we can figure out how to PPE ourselves sufficiently to wrench together 🤓 Read more

I think I’ve talked myself into trying to do my Z’s timing belt, but every time I research it, I get intimidated at the long list of stuff I’m supposed to buy (based on the “while you’re in there, you might as well...” forum advice.) Read more

Yeah don’t... don’t do that. Read more

Haha, you mean because you wish it were always on or never on? Read more

I will never get over it! If we get over it, why does Porsche keep making 911s? Far more money to be made in mass-appeal crossovers! Read more

I also forgot to mention the BMW X4 M Competition, which I actually drove somewhat recently. (That’s what the comment section is for!) Read more

You will get one! I’m really not into the Black Mirror Everywhere look myself. Read more

Well said! Read more

Mmm... Clearly I gotta get back behind the wheel again to refresh my memory. Have spent a bit of time in FR-S/86/BRZs over the years, but almost none 370Zs. (So far my enthusiasm is primarily conceptual, in case that wasn’t clear.) Read more

Dang, might have to print that top image and hang it up. Read more

Yeah it’s true that the cars are pretty darn similar, I think near the same overall length. Instead of “small,” maybe I should have said “uninsulated against NVH” which is more of what I had in mind. Read more

I am ashamed to say, I promised Jason I’d acknowledge that he was thinking about this in 2015. Then I totally forgot before filing the story. Read more

A much sexier example than the Datsun! Read more

Yes, I do this often! I recommend Spotify’s Country’s Greatest Hits: The ’80s for your truckin’ soundtrack. Read more

Haha it’s just now occurring to me not everyone will understand I was kidding... (this is a very expensive 1992 F700!) Read more

I should. (I didn’t today, but maybe it should be my signature look.) Read more

Excellent. I saw “original soundtrack” in the post and the stoke came on strong. Read more

(The “(RIP)” note re: Oppo was regarding Oppo as a .jalopnik... Edited for clarification. There are no plans to shut down oppositelock.kinja.com that I’m aware of.) Read more