it’s beautiful and I’m so proud of her for airing The Take™
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Alanis King
alanisnking
The cat lady who writes about cars and motorsport. Former writer and editor at Jalopnik.
Yeah, but as a magnificent fountain of bad takes, surely you have an inherently terrible food take. I can’t shame Alanis for her food opinions after I drank beans out of a shoe and deemed it “not bad,” for Pete’s sake. Surely you have your own version of the Chef Boyardee pizza preference.
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I just read it...wow. Read more
See if Deadspin wants it. Read more
you should write the pizza take
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Sooo...you’re saying this “spy shot” is probably fake?
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Especially when that “manual” is the exact car you’re looking for? Truly tragic. Read more
Awe thank you! And I’m a fan and enjoy your content! ♥ Read more
Im really sorry the miata powerpoint didn't work out :( #neverforget Read more
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If it wasn’t like this video resume he’s not awesome enough to deserve a seat 😎
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I will never not post this if we’re talking papyrus.
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Who amongst us has not been swayed in the past by the grandeur of a PowerPoint presentation? Read more
The egregious and terrible nature of the core take here almost distracts from the absolutely heinous addendum about the best kind of pizza. Read more