alanisnking
Alanis King
alanisnking
The cat lady who writes about cars and motorsport. Former writer and editor at Jalopnik.

I’ll drink to that!

Hi Stef, it’s Samantha, sorry we haven’t updated my Twitter. I am 20 years old. Thank you so much for the feature! Read more

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That is every kid’s dream!! Awesome, congrats!! Read more

Oh man, that is killer! The jealousy is real. I went to my first Monster Jam event last year at the ripe age of 28, having been a fan since the 90's. I had never been up close next to a monster truck before and my level of awe was off the scale. I was standing in line between all the little kids waiting to get Read more

I’ve never been so jealous (jarglus???) of a thing on this website in my life.
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It’s kind of funny, I think I did it differently than most when it comes to monster trucks. As a kid and throughout my twenties I was horribly opinionated when it came to motor sports and wouldn’t have been caught dead at anything oval track or as redneck and “stupid” as monster trucks. Read more

When I die, I want my body to be transported in a Gravedigger monster truck.
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I love how he ripped off a tooth to give to you as a souvenir. Read more

That arena footage is of Justin Sipes from the Triple Threat Central tour last year, mostly Louisville and Nashville. Read more

Blackwell snatching off the tooth and giving it to Alanis is a fine tribute. Go, girl, treasure it. Good job.
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I’ll never forget my first Monster Jam. All my favorites were there:
- Soul Fister
- Satan’s Taint
- Dong Ripper
- Jizz Mopper
- Polynoidal Cyst Read more