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Alanis King
alanisnking
The cat lady who writes about cars and motorsport. Former writer and editor at Jalopnik.

After the delivery Alonso asked if he could keep the van for his next race. Read more

Wow, gorgeous photos and great write up! Keep up the great work, I always enjoy your articles.
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I worked short-track asphalt racing for years until I decided to move on. Other than Lemons, racing doesn’t get much closer to its roots than life on these disappearing banked ovals. Read more

Two things. First, this was a really fun watch. It made me wish my dad and I could do this. Second, where you racing with a drink in the rear cup holder? Read more

Does your mom know what headers are? I was pretty impressed at that. “Souped up” was a perfectly fine term back in the 60s or 70s. I imagine it was passed down to Alanis (who was maybe repeating what her Mom has just said). Or maybe it has hung on in Texas, the way isolated populations develop their own languages. We Read more

Plus you had cup holders with Starbucks water cups in the back so there’s always that! Looks like a great time for you both! Read more

Mom, what would you like for your birthday present? Read more

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Here’s my mom’s first autocross. She refuses to do any more ride-alongs, lol.

Fellow V8 Genesis owner here. Don’t worry, while the after-market has been slow to react to this car, things are coming. The first gen V8 now has a tune available (took a long time to crack the engine management software), and I know of at least two companies working on a supercharger. I don’t think that the 2nd Read more

Mom’s a good sport, and deserves a prize. Read more

Alanis & Mom for hosts on new car enthusiast show!! Read more

I love at 4:32 you channel one of my favorite ‘Clarkson in a drag race’ lines: [Go signal] “I’m in the lead! [literally his next breath] I’m not in the lead!”  Read more

I was dyin’ laughing at your reaction while you were getting smoked by that mustang. I might’ve laughed too, but there would’ve undoubtedly
been some *bleeping* with that shot. Nice vid though, I hope you do more. Read more

Oh my god! I had no idea you would be out there! I’m the red Focus SVT you raced against! This was a picture from later in the night, it was a blast! No matter what you say though, that Genesis is a very nice car!