Your mom is awesome! I mean, you are too, but your mom! Read more

That’s fucking awesome! (Excuse my language, Mrs. King!) I request a whole series of “Alanis and her mom racing” videos. It’d be the best amateurs-who-are-bad-at-racing series since Idris Elba: King of Speed. Read more

Boats are the cars of the sea Read more

VINTON! My car didn’t do so well there.

Oh don’t worry. Here in Iowa, we take that to heart.

3 hours up, race, 3 hours home. Thanks for the love!

My 4 year old nephew cut one loose, looked wide eyed and said, “My bottom burped!” then started laughing. Read more

Oof, if that’s Lewis’s reaction to Singapore I’d hate to hear [/smell] Verstappen/Vettel/Raikonnen’s Read more

I once farted riding next to Mike Huckabee on a roller coaster in Arkansas. Read more

they always say goldens are the nicest dogs etc but I swear ours would walk up next to the couch when you’re relaxed and watching tv or something, and stand there for a few seconds, then walk away, all innocent looking. then the smell hits you in the face like a brick.
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Shoot, farts are my preferred form of communication.
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Farts are funny.

You did good, Stef!

What a great story! And the bonus for me is that, as someone whose daughters love to go for a ride in their dad’s 80s vintage oddity (and who like to help me work on it), I know exactly how blissful a daddy-daughter date in a cherished vehicle can be. Read more

AKA: Bye-Turbo. Read more

About that whole learning how to drive in Miatas thing - that’s an utterly stupid thing to do. And hallelujah, bless your mom! Read more

one thing though - and know it’ll take years to recoup the up front cost difference of course - the ND can get basically 40mpg hwy
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I want a freaky Miata radar :( Read more