Dude... Really? Bring your negativity elsewhere, it was Father’s Day Read more

My dad had an 81 Corvette that I remember riding in as a little kid. It was a glorious and wonderful car that I loved, but it was so dang loud! He didn’t keep it too long, but I remember riding in that thing with him. Read more

It’s ok, I’ll get to sleep tonight Read more

Since Patrick responded, I will too. As the video producer I believe I am qualified to say that your opinion is bad. And you should feel bad for it!

Oh, you read our first draft! Read more

Somehow I seem to get given the cars no one else wants to drive. I am also not super picky, I now realize I should be. Read more

We accidentally a word there. Thanks friends! Read more

I agree that the SR-71 is awesome. I remember ogling pictures of this thing on my trapper keeper in the 90s while at school. My dad had a chance to see one of these in Texas once in the 80s (he used to shoot Air Force commercials) and that the MPs told him that if they thought he might be filming one they would… Read more

Hey. So we are actively working with our video player folks on trying to incorporate closed captioning that works with these vids. I know its not a great answer, but we do upload these videos onto our youtube page with captions. Read more

Thank you for your input! Please feel free to send your comment to our complaints department here! Read more

You guys will have to deal with these typos. Noted for the future from here on out though... Read more

Good catch, I’ll fix Read more

Get out of here with that logic of yours. Read more

Thank you for this suggestion. I am going to file it accordingly.

Pippen played by Andrew Collins

But was it good enough to drive over the Verrazano Bridge? Jalopnik’s #1 bridge choice Read more

I did suggest this one, but I can’t remember if we argued road bridges only. Read more

You spelled New Jersey wrong. Read more

This will be happening very soon! We have been in the process on getting our videos to incorporate closed captions and I promise, it is coming!! For now, almost all of our videos you see here can be viewed on Youtube with captions (until we implement them on kinja.) Read more

There is plenty of desk liquor to be had around the Jalopnik pod. No need to ask, we just take! Read more