This is magical. Definitely horny now. Read more

It bothers me that The Buzzcocks are in the 7th line. Read more

On top of that, I had no idea who Ripps was before this. Or Adrianna Ho for that matter. Also, are these people actually "known?" Like, Ho is described as some powerful businesswoman, and Ripps is described as some sort of shadow patriarchal force with all this money and power and prestige. But does anyone outside a… Read more

That really sucks. I would've went crazy and all hell would've broke loose, steal his drugs and ransom that shit. Read more

If only there were some warning signs......... Read more

Drug dealer roommates only work out if they're higher on the supply chain than people who sell small quantities. Low level guys are more likely to get busted. Read more

Some of these things are lies. Read more

I love this stuff, but I came here to say what the hell? When did you start writing for Gawker media?

DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHO THIS WOMAN IS Read more

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg? Read more

I bumped into him for like two seconds when we crashed the Grantland Super Bowl party. He's a lot taller than me. Maybe though. Read more

OMG! let's make this a series! I just love it! Read more

I think it's "real women" as in the opposite of "manufactured ideals of how women really should be." These are people with names and specific preferences and whatnot, as opposed to the typical fashion magazine aesthetic of "20 Things All Women Should Do for Approval, We Don't Care Who You Are." I mean, it's still… Read more