My drug dealer roommate — a 6 foot tall white guy, with waist length dreads, who only wore basketball jerseys — REFUSED to lock the front door to our apartment so that his clients could access the apartment with more ease. He also stole my childhood diary and ransomed it for 36 dollars which he believed that I owed… Read more

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