Just know that if he makes a pass at you it'll go way over your head. Read more

The Packers almost beat the Patriots last year with Matt Flynn, and the Patriots were lots better then while the Packers weren't nearly as good. If not for some bad clock management, people would have even fewer reasons to slag Green Bay. Read more

Well, there are "party schools" and then there are "party schools," you know. Read more

Bullshit. Read more

That's the issue for me, when it's an issue at all. I just don't understand the appeal of playing a game that takes place during a war that's actually being fought. In my mind there's something deeply creepy and disrespectful about the whole concept. Not that I'd ever ask anyone who enjoys them to stop playing,… Read more

It's actually exactly the same green, but not quite the same yellow. Also: Go pack go. Read more

Aaahh, makes complete sense. Read more

Yeah, the manuals are getting snapped up. Sooner than we think it'll be the Miatapocalypse, no good ones left. Read more

Dad 27, mom 22. So yes. Read more

I thought it was associated here with being awesome. Sure, some guys still say "girly" but they're not actually Jalops. Read more

See, this sort of thing is why I love my Mom; She learned to drive on a tiny standard-shift Simca, then had to watch and laugh as my Dad nearly ruined their honeymoon when he insisted on driving and couldn't. Read more

Still the most accurately named restaurant in America. Read more

Really? When it first ran during the Super Bowl, everyone I was watching with just kind of groaned. Read more

I wasn't disappointed I didn't like Holden either. And I'll say this for Esther: at least reading about her prepared me for meeting silver-spoon/paper plate types in real life. Read more

Well, exactly. It's sort of The Bell Jar for boys. You're not supposed to identify with Holden. You're supposed to be entertained by him, and be mildly surprised when he manages to hit on some universal truths. But you're certainly not supposed to like him. Read more

It is! Read more

Sorry, but... "ReknownED?" Read more

That thing, as well you know, is an engine. Without that stuck up their ass, they'd lose all sense of identity. Read more

Hey, Leeena! Read more

Two questions: Read more