Car guys are all insensitive materialist boors with no depth or imagination. Read more

@RandomArt: I have! Chuck Slims. Thinner sole, and comfier to walk around in. Read more

@awwwcrap: Yeah! I especially love the variant "They'll just kill you. We'll eat you." Read more

@Sam Smith: Yeah, I'm not sure who won there. Except, of course, Mrs. O'Leary's cow. Read more

@Kenny_Powers: Oh? And who do you think YOU are, that you know so much about comedy? Read more

@Sam Smith: Well, whatever measuring system you're using, I'm happy to score low on it. I think. Read more

@awwwcrap: Then I'm glad you can smell Kaukauna. Read more

@Sam Smith: Hey, it's not the size of the dairy collective, it's the quality of the milk, cheese, and other fine comestibles. Read more

@Sam Smith: [www.youtube.com] Read more

@Sam Smith: Oh, it's on again like an ill-advised sequel to Donkey Kong. Read more

@WhoDoYouKnowHere: Well, they sort of did it here: Read more

@sskkiilleeff: Er... what picture are you seeing exactly? Read more

@eckerta821: This will have a better interior. Read more

Why, at this point, is the implied editor in the photo editing the lyrics to When In Rome's "The Promise?" Read more

@Jackie: I'd say it was more outside of its time—Remarkable, but it didn't really herald a sea-change of any kind. By all means cool, though. Read more

@zacarious: I must say, this is the prettiest Reatta photo I've ever seen. Read more

It's fine, I guess. Read more

@Matt Hardigree: I still get a lump when they totally waste the little bros. Read more

@tonyola: Heh. Isn't it pronounced "Bruff," though? Read more