Video game/simulator, my ass. He's Finnish. Read more

@cesariojpn: Yeah, but it was also awesome and funny and accurate, at least as far as the figure-skating thing goes. Yes, it takes incredible car control and finesse and all that, but come on: Judges. Read more

@Ray Wert: Nah, we may be IN New York but we're FROM elsewhere. Dude is from LI, and therefore, he has an excuse. Wait, that came out wrong. Read more

Way to go letting the cameras roll and capturing this unscripted moment. I think. Read more

See? New Yorkers can NOT freaking drive. Read more

@jodark: Exactly right. Although I do think they have to come up with their own thing, because this way is just flat. Read more

His segment may have needed work, but I actually LIKE Buzz Aldrin. This guy... Can we shoot him into space? Read more

@chad.j: Or even better, some cartoonish melodrama. Read more

Good flinch from the other two guys when Rutledge says "Ahstohn." Read more

R. Wood makes a good point concerning Perfidious Albion. Ray's right. They should keep this up. Read more

@Ray Wert: Those blokes don't get nearly enough crap from the rest of the world, so yeah. Read more

@snap_understeer_ftw: Yeah, but it reminded me of the Keira Knightly comparison of the DB9 and... whatever the other one was... from the UK version. Read more

@Matt Hardigree: I stood back from the TV a bit so I could sort of be you. Read more

@jodark: Still don't know why Ferrara gets a pass. Read more

@Maxichamp: Not this Jalopnik. Read more

@EvanSei the noise is strong with this one: Because making furniture is so much cooler? Read more

No Roethlisberger suggestions yet? I wonder at Deadspin's collective memory. Read more

Unfortunately, that $314k is retail. The actual trade value is probably more like $60-$75k. So it's not a completely happy story. Read more

@Sustenance: I agree with you up to a point, but bear with me here. I'm at a friend's house for Thanksgiving, and I'm looking at his gaming setup, and in lesser titles alone, stuff you could probably live without, I'm looking at about $2400 worth of games for the 360, PS3, and the Wii. Dunno what your setup is, or… Read more

@jodark: Yeah, that's what people always say when jerks like Rush get a taste of their own medicine. Read more