@ilos: Laugh, and be pretty creeped out as well. Read more

This picture makes me pretty damn happy. Read more

@Ford Tempo Fanatic: THANK you. Jeepers. Read more

@philaDLJ: I"ll KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HAN oh, who am I kidding except maybe myself? Read more

As a confirmed Jalop, with significant experience of other Jalops, I can say with confidence that readers of that site really have no problem with asking for directions. They don't, though, because they really enjoy being lost. Read more

@pauljones: Well, I'm betting you'll never forget now. Read more

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: Now this right here is a Jalop point of view. Read more

@pauljones: True as far as it goes. As they get more expensive, though, the interior becomes harder to ignore. And speed demons appreciate a total pride-of-ownership experience as much as the next demographic. Read more

@pres: Cripes! Where have you been hanging out? Read more

@rawtoast: First thing I searched for. Not yet, apparently. Read more

@John Krewson: Okay, I'm leaving this comment here to punish myself. Read more

@Nik17: I'm guessing that's maybe 85% of our readers, actually. Read more

I know a guy who makes this sort of thing out of birch ply and black laminate. Very nice. Read more

@$kaycog: Wouldn't say it turned my crank. More of a "it takes all kinds" feeling. Like when I see someone driving an IH Scout; don't want one, but I'm glad they're there. Makes the world more interesting. Read more

@trev: If it helps, I'm with you on this one. Read more

@$kaycog: Reminds me of a duck, too. I actually have a soft spot for kits, even fiberfabs, as long as they're done playfully. Most aren't, which is weird. Read more

@$kaycog: While acknowledging that this is a thundering abomination, I still kind of want it. I mean, if they're giving them away. Read more

This video doesn't even showcase his performance-enhancing four-game independent suspension. Read more

@verdegrrl: It should get its own moment, and I'm glad to have helped give you yours. Don't be a stranger, now. Read more

@Emmanuel Transmission: Get to typing! GET TO TYPING! Stories with blood, up to but not including hospitalization therefrom, are a bonus. It's tips@jalopnik.com. Put Garage of Horror in the subject line. And thank you in advance. Read more