@Emmanuel Transmission: God DAMN it. I'm killing myself looking for GOH entries and you just idly pop this in a comment thread? Excuse me while I go toss some furniture around... Read more

Das Shießenbrake? Read more

@Rattleface Blouses, proprietor of awesome.: Then stop being so goddamn sensitive. Read more

@ProstWest: Okay, that's funny. Read more

@Rattleface Blouses, proprietor of awesome.: And you had the choice not to be offended when someone actually stuck up for themselves. Also, no one is censoring anyone. In addition, I only see one person here whining because they're being called on their childish crap. Read more

@wkiernan: Song of the year, that one. Read more

@OntologicalTraction: Criminalize? He never said that. He asked you to use common sense and compassion. Read more

@xequar: Absolutely great comment. Intelligent, articulate, level-headed, and it takes crap off of no one. I'm proud you post on this site. Read more

@ceejaymac: Yeah, that whole state's just terrible. You'd hate it there. Best to just stay away. Read more

Let me clue in those not from the Northern tier: Vikings fans. They're everywhere. Read more

@spiegel1- Dr. Grover, Gynecologist: Yeah, having driven it, it's pure porn. Albeit specialized porn...

@grzydj: Yeah, go ahead, nitpick the QC of an Italian motorcycle. That's patently unfair. You know that. I'm guessing it's low blood sugar. Read more

Comedy career? Read more

Good to see you can do long-form, as well. Read more

@Schnell, schnell!: Opulence, I has it: I'm trying to figure out which of my cousins you are... Richie? Jim? Read more

@Sarcasmo: Yeah, because that's not abusive at all... Still, it's honest and up front about it. And there are cars. Read more

@Sarcasmo: Well, speaking for my family, anyway... we are, after all, Lutheran. Read more

@Neener: However, he's busy doing his twice-annual oil, heater core, hose, head gasket, transmission main seal, and clock-battery change, so be patient. Read more

@chucky2jimmy: In my experience, all Garage of Horror stories are like this. We put up with stuff from cars that would make us shoot our friends. Read more

@Roberto G.: And then, once we've all transmuted into infallible car-maintaining robots, what will happen to this column? Gosh, try and think about the needs of others from time to time. Read more