@nick2ny: Because they look like weiners. Read more

@Ash78, ennui pioneer: Less Andy Kaufman? Are you feeling okay, Ash? Read more

@pj134: Good to hear you're ashamed. Read more

@citroën67: I see your point. But the thing is, the vast and overwhelming majority of our commenters are well-meaning people such as yourself who shouldn't be denied their chance to lay a wreath, as it were. Read more

@spiegel1- A Midsummer Night's Drift: Let's just keep it human about stuff like this, is all. I got all these buttons I can click regarding comments like that but I feel stupid clicking 'em without good reason. But this is an obituary. Read more

@spiegel1- A Midsummer Night's Drift: Here's your chance to apologize. Read more

Now Matt knows how I felt when my people started wearing cheeseheads because they liked them. Read more

@pauljones: Christ, you should see how we dress. Read more

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: But if you do, don't be alarmed, now. Read more

@arozzi is 아로지?: Then the transmission fell out. Read more

@bakagaijin: They're hell on the horses, all right. Read more

I'm disappointed—both on general principle and because the second or third face is me. Read more

@PanchoVilleneuve: It's better than nothing, I guess, but I bet the first time your car was damaged it surprised the living hell out of you. Read more

@jakebonz: That's manly and cute at the same time. The world needs more of that sort of thing. Read more

God. Read more

@emaren: Okay, fixed it. One call to naturalization, and you are in fact now Welsh. You're welcome. Read more

@emaren: Oh, okay, I'll fix it. And thanks for your contribution. Read more

@pidgeonsplatz: Fiend. Read more

@Ralph Macchio: Thing is, no onbe's indifferent towards a used cop car. People either think the way you do, which is a perfectly reasonable attitude, or they think it'd be a hellaciously fun thing, which is a perfectly reasonable attitude as well. Read more

@Scandinavian Flick: And, of course, their evil cousin the commentary thread. Read more