JCWhitless
Rusty Van Horn
JCWhitless

Go the garage and go all CSI on it. You can't be too careful. Read more

I only know of two ladies in that age group that could have jumped to safety in time, Brother.

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Stare at the mugshot. Play video. Pretend you are watching TBS and say you would "Forget This Guy...Forget This Guy Real Hard"

Nice Price, Brother. I have a thing for drop top Cadillacs. I also have a thing for leg drops as well. Especially anyone who says this is a Crack Pipe, Brother. Because if you say this is a bad deal, my 24" pythons will crack your skull, Brother.

Maybe I'm in the minority here...but if you are going to have a shop build you a custom car, you could do far worse....

You don't go to Oppositelock much, do you Mr. Andrus?

I must commend YOU Mr. St. John Smith on your cunnING display of skill in.....your attempt to capture my ASSOciate May Day. However...YOU must realize that WHERE I'm from we've been cutTING cars in half....for YEARS.

There is a double edged sword to this car. As awesome as it looked, it is the reason why the PT Cruiser existed. The plan was for Plymouth to be retro before retro was cool. And like all hipsters, it lived well beyond its means and was forced to put regular clothes on and become a Chrysler. Read more

My cousin married a douche who had one. He got rid of the car. Still is married to my cousin. Still a douche. He never got out of a ticket with it either. Read more

I saw that at a car show earlier this year. In fact I talked to that guy. I never new the creature existed, and it is my job to know about things like this. Read more