For a brief second I thought this was an XR4Ti Read more

When I was a child I used to draw with colored pencils cars. Sometime in the late eighties I swear to god I drew a Grand Cherokee....but I digress. This was my favorite car to draw. Did I mention I liked to use a ruler quite a fair bit? Read more

I haven't seen a Gropesmobile Shelby in ages in the wild. I wonder where they all hid themselves? Read more

I've shared this story before and will again. The SVX is a good luck charm. My wife and I believe that an SVX spotting is a blessing upon your day. Read more

Going through the list so far can we do a second list of "Ten People Who Visit Jalopnik Who Don't Get Out Much?" Read more

My uncle had a Somerset. I thought it was the Grand Am wearing a monocle. A dignified FWD coupe for a more dignified era. One where you could take your fine date in air conditioned comfort to the movies to watch Kid n Play in that fine motion picture 'House Party', followed by orange drink in a Mcdonalds 5 gallon… Read more

I was at a car show and some old guy was talking to his friend about how they must have spent a ton of time building that car. I pointed out it was a production vehicle. He said he didn't know enough about British cars to recognize the new Triumphs. Read more

I one time said "Look at that interesting homeless woman soiling herself behind that Lexus" Read more

I saw one last year missing a front fender skirt and flare. My wife says "Sucks to be him". Read more

The X90. If you ran the Jalop test on this vehicle it would score pretty well. Because of that, you would believe firmly this was the most amazing thing since the Eagle Sundancer. But it isn't.

If his shop bathroom looks like that, I've got a Lotus

"Perhaps your quip about Richard Hammond wrecking my car were a tad...ahem...premature"

That's "DODGE DIPLOMAT" immunity....

In all fairness, the Camaro is a grocery getter compared to a real sports car. Read more

In other news, my longstanding theory that getting groceries is a gateway task that leads directly to rape has finally proven true. So when I'm at the checkout, and they ask "Paper or Plastic"....I always forget and just say "Rape".

He's looking good for a Lithuanian. My cousin had Lithuania and had to lose all her hair and spent a few months in the hospital. Read more

I'm pretty sure the guy who jumped out of the plane isn't Tanner or the driver. He was a guy who can jump out of a plane. Read more

Some people go to great lengths to hide a crime, or to rob a bank. This person just wished to take a picture of a Wal Mart without it being spoiled by a Sebring. Read more