Ahh a "Dirt" Kona. Actually saw one on the way into work this morning. Read more

Nah on a drive like that I usually turn off the lights to piss off the passengers, namely my wife. Read more

Shoes off, bare feet on the pedals. Polarized sunglasses to reduce eyestrain and cut glare. Save for when I'm in the Bronco, as even straight line driving is a handful in that old beast, I route to the scenic or canyon roads. I keep my eye out for anything interesting as well as patrolling aircraft. Even on the most… Read more

Great combo. Save for the smoking part. Read more

...and believe it or not one of the pintos is still out running around.

Sounds more "Red Dawn in Australia" than anything else. Read more

Likely over in Sun Valley, CA. There's a yard next to the Pick A Part where they film "Junkyard" scenes for movies and TV shows. Read more

Here's a spoiler: That Sammy? Have you ever imagined what a Samurai would look like if it went into a Blentec blender? Read more

They do make for good photographs though....

"I'm a BUG!" Read more

Longest I've had a vehicle is going on 13 years. Bought my 1993 Bronco off a dealership lot on August 6th, 1999. Yes I remember the date. This truck has cruised, crawled, jumped and forded over 170,000 under my control for a grand total of over 257,000 miles. I'm still on the original engine but the transmission was…

I think they did see the future, unfortunately it was Lady Gaga. Read more

Count me in! Read more

Am I the only one who cheered a little when Lori flipped the car? I'm sorry I just find her character so incredibly annoying. Read more

About fargin time! Hopefully we will start building enough of these to start replacing the worn out timebombs that dot the landscape of the United States. Read more

Chargers: No unless you can actively repurpose them now. The $20 you spend on ebay or amazon is well worth not storing them for eternity. Read more

Use a space changing event to have them box up their crap. Take said box to the backyard or garage and let it sit. after 6-9 months audit the box (Pull out things that ARE important) and make the rest disappear. Read more

It's pretty simple. Once a year I audit my junk. Things I don't actively use anymore but still hold value get put into a box. Before that box gets put out of the way I go through it and discard the stuff I know I'm not going to use. Again 6 months later before that box foes into permanent storage in the garage or… Read more

Try just printing them out from youparklikeanasshole.com Read more

I usually find it's transplanted Asians that cannot drive. Typically their children who grow up here do a whole lot better. Read more