The clothes hanger starter. Read more

I get a lot of flack about the Moto Droid I have mounted in my car that is there just to run Torque. But hey, I like to know what my car is doing.

Around here we just call that the weekend. Read more

Crack Pipe Read more

"Tasmanian Driver" Read more

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Read more

Stay out in the sun long enough and you'll resemble a lobster... Read more

I have also found Poinsettias to be pretty hardy. Just let it sit in water and have it close to some source of sunlight. The one in my office has been going for almost 2 years now. Read more

No fuel leaks no foam. Why make things slippery and hazardous when you don't have to. Read more

D Final Answer. Read more

What a loser! He couldn't even run over the cow properly! Read more

I saw a rabbit do that once... It didn't turn out so good for the rabbit. Read more

Sorry way too many cutscenes. About half way though I started feeling an epileptic fit coming on so I stopped it. Read more

Give me the blueprints for the building I'll tell you exactly how many rooms the place has. Read more

It's easier to just put some chain through one of the spokes of the trailer wheel and around the axle and remove the rotor from the distributor of the truck or activate the fuel cut off switch. Read more

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Meh, but at least I'm not the only one who remembers that movie.

Yea you laugh but I've actually seen it. Buddy of mine used to be a tow driver. Got the call one night from one of his buddies that he had broke down in his flatbed with an Expedition on it. Since he had the heavy duty combo that night he just hooked up to the towtruck and brought both vehicles to the yard. Read more

Maybe a little more common, but nothing soothes me more than rearing a 3,800 HP Turbocharged V-16 start up.

If the devil drove a car, that would be it. Read more