Gotta few problems with this list. Anything but #2 #3 & #4 are a complete cop-out. Engine seized? go find a jyard block to swap in, same for the cracked block. Can't find parts? you aren't looking hard enough. Google failed you? go buy a fargin Haynes manual! The expert charges too much? time for buddy boy to step up…
Annnnd... another interesting fact, Leonard Nimoy had a singing career too.
Crack Pipe. These things are not difficult to restore and for that price I could do a pretty good resto on a crewcab version of this truck.
Well I hope the tech at least passed the lugnut-torquing class.
Lets see: Cheesy 80's synth music, computers that do a dot-matrix screech when they display words on the screen, horribly predictable stunt sequences and baja bugs with heat-seaking rockets on their roofs. Yep Thunder Run is definately up there where it comes to car-fun cheese.
For me it's usually anybody who has one of these bumper stickers affixed to their car.