In a craze that's apparently sweeping the nation, stupid Australian hoons who do show-offy burnouts, disregard the rights of pedestrians, or get all slidy in turns are being presented with a wiggly little finger brandished by irate bystanders. Yeah, they'll never do that again! So remember, folks, save your burnouts for a liquor-store parking lot full of screaming drunks in Van Halen T-shirts who actually want hoonage.