Dieter Zetsche, the former CEO of the former merger-of-unequals called DaimlerChrysler and now the CEO of the unmerger-of-unequals called Daimler, stopped by his former underlings at Chrysler Monday during the Detroit Auto Show.

So what did the ex-CEO — and brand spokes-German "Dr. Z." — have to say about the Italian-American car company's new econobox — the Dodge Dart — replacing the Dodge Caliber, the shitbox he once championed?

Since I don't speak German, I've no idea. But a lack of multilingual talents didn't stop Ian Merritt, former photographer, who has helpfully subtitled his shot with what he thinks Dr. Z's saying.


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