People tell us cars are for driving on things like "roads" and "highways." Jalopnik readers know that cars are much better when they're driving through things, instead.
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This list, as you will soon see, is full of a lot of Hollywood magic, and there are some not-very-authentic explosions and probably some cardboard sets. We are 100% fine with that. It's absurdly implausible stunts that make the world go 'round, as far as we're concerned.
Plus, real-world crashes through stuff tend to be a bit horrifying. Witness this guy in his truck trying to run down his girlfriend who darts into a convenience store. He does not succeed in hitting her, but does bash through the building like mad.
So we kept our crashes to the mostly not-seriously-injuring kind.
If you have a bit of a crazy streak and there's a particularly crazy stunt/crash you think we rudely left off, let us know in Kinja below. We only have so many slots on this top ten, so we had to leave a lot of frankly awesome tanks-through-houses videos on the cutting room floor.
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10.) Top Gear Puts A Marauder Through A Wall
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9.) Red Fang Drives A Station Wagon Through Everything They Can Get Their Hands On
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8.) Wayne's World II Nails Every Movie Cliché
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7.) Bigfoot The Monster Truck Bursts Through A Ford Dealership
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6.) The Rock Symbolically Drives A Hummer Through A Hippie Volkswagen
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5.) Jackie Chan Demolishes A Multi-Story Building With A Mining Truck
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4.) James Bond Tank Chase!
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3.) Bus Driver Unintentionally Careens Through A House
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2.) Jackie Chan Drives Three Cars Through An Entire Shanty Town
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1.) The Blues Brothers Drive Through A Mall, And Everything In It
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