Another Batch Of Driveshaft Through The Skull Shirts Available!

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I've been working on Walker Canada to print up some cheap Noch Ein Scheiß-E30 shirts for our readers, but no dice on that effort so far. However, he did make some more DTTS shirts!

The key to Walker's shirt business is that the merchandise must be cheap. That means that he's doing all his screening in his garage, using factory-second shirts in generally unappetizing colors. Because he's letting the 24 Hours Of LeMons Supreme Court stay at his race shack across the street from Carolina Motorsports Park, I'm handling the eBay part of the deal… which means I'm going all Mean LeMons Judge on you wannabe shirt buyers. First of all, you don't get to choose the color! Because I'm sorta softhearted by Mean LeMons Judge standards, I'll let you specify the color you don't want to get, so if you're one of those guys who thinks your testes will evaporate if you get caught wearing pink (for example), feel free to indulge your insecurities by requesting that I not ship you a pink shirt. If pink (or baby blue, or laundry-dyeing red) is all that's left by the time you buy your shirt, that's what you'll get! Shipping cost is exactly what the USPS charges for domestic or international Priority Mail Flat-Rate envelope, and I might just sneak some 24 Hours Of LeMons stickers in a few of those envelopes.
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