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Andy And Dwight's Office Duel: Toyota Prius, Weapon Of Choice

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Those who watched this week's episode of The Office caught the vicious duel between Andy Bernard and Dwight Schrute, utilizing a mace and a Toyota Prius. Who won?

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We've already identified the Prius as the Silent Killer but, up to this point, this has only been used as an accidental weapon. Props to Andy for proving the offensive capabilities of a Prius by sneaking up on his foe. You can't do that in an IROC Camaro.


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msketchler
A strolling player

I don't have enough fingers to count how many times I've done that to friends and (accidentally) strangers.

Pull up, lights off, AC off, either nudge the back of their legs or blat the horn right quick, and make sure you have an understanding with everyone that's facing you... There's a science to it.

Probably the best time I've hit someone while "silent running", the one pseudo-accident, I was driving from the store next to a quintessential frat kid bar, and some blonde sorority gal was walking in the middle of the road. I thought it prudent to kill the iPod and follow as closely to her as possible. This went on for a good twenty seconds, headlights on, when eventually I misjudge and nudge her in the leg a bit, which prompts her to turn around and yell "I'm so sorry!"

I'm still trying to make sense of that. She's apologizing because I hit her with my car?