'Allo 'Allo: Jalopnik at the Paris Auto Show

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We're fresh off a night of drinking weird, pink French bubbly and scarfing down gelatinous canap s served on silver trays at the Audi event last night. Having enjoyed such opulance makes us ill prepared for a press room that would repulse a Vietcong tunnel rat. It's about as spacious as a leprechaun's hat, and is stuffed with more Frenchmen than an Algerian whorehouse in the late '50s, and smells only marginally better than that. We'll be covering the goings on here during the press preview days today and tomorrow. As always, let us know (at tips@jalopnik.com) if there's anything you'd like to see more of, and we'll be sure to take it under advisement. Au revoir for now.