Airbus interior designer creates Space Shuttle for honeymooners

Yelken Octuri designs interiors for Airbus, but in his spare time he creates fanciful, futuristic airplanes. This is my favorite - a special Space Shuttle for people who want a honeymoon suite in space.

The extra-large shuttle takes off, and then releases the honeymoon suites into orbit. Each comes equipped with giant windows with Earth views, right over a soft, round bed. Which you probably won't need, since you're in zero gee. When the honeymoon is over, you'll splash down into the ocean in style.

Honeymoon Space Shuttle via Octuri's blog

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Half the Wheels - Twice the Fun

Okay, does no one remember Conservation of Momentum?

Sex evolved in an environment that has gravity, so your lover isn't going to go anywhere with each thrust. Now, in space, where you're both falling at the same rate as the room around you, every thrust you or your partner gives has no equal. Meaning they (or you) get pushed away. So now you (or they) need to grab ahold of the other and pull them back, so you can thrust again. And again. And again. And again.

So imagine sex using twice the amount of energy and exertion, where each 'impact' sends your organs (not just the fun ones, the inside ones too) to slam against the other side of your body. Repeatedly.

The only way this would work without you feeling like you were in an extremely exhausting boxing match is if you strapped a giant rubber band to you and your partner(s) and used that to spring them back to you. Because if you don't have a good grip, the first thrust will be the only one for a while.