Age 45, check. Over masculine motorcycle, check. Four cows worth of leather, check. Extremely badass motorcycle helmet, check, thanks to this full-faced skull motorcycle helmet. This $150 jawless skull motorcycle helmet will make the grandma in front of you in her Lincoln Towncar wish she had slipped on the ice that morning. It is available from Santiago Chopper. Oh, and mid-life crisis, check. [Product Page via BBG]