You Chicago-area folks might remember Timmy of Long Chevrolet in Elmhurst, in which case you've already been inoculated against the effects of this stunning combo of Malaise Era machinery, bad suits, brain-scouringly bad UHF production values, and Timmy's shouts. Chevettes Chevettes Chevettes!
At first I wanted to pummel this kid, but then I realized that probably happened regularly, what with him being on TV and all. Then I figured that this ad was so ridiculous that I didn't need to make any jokes about it, but then it loaded again accidentally and I wanted to slap the shit out of him again. Poor Timmy.