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These Are Your Most Controversial Car Opinions

These Are Your Most Controversial Car Opinions

We asked for your automotive hills to die on, and boy did you folks deliver

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If there is one thing I have learned writing for Jalopnik for seven years, it is that the commenters here have a whole lot of deeply seated opinions, and you’re more than willing to defend them. Earlier this week we asked you all to provide us with your most controversial automotive opinion, and boy howdy did y’all deliver.

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While most of the comments revolve around the abysmal state of driving and licensing standards here in the U.S., a few venture into some less trodden paths that show who we really are as Jalopnik folks. When Jalop commenter with the username “Garland - Last Top Comment on Splinter” said, “The McLaren F1 is overrated and ugly,” I felt that. While the F1 is a marvel of engineering, it is definitely overrated, and it is definitely ugly.

This was the most-answered question of the day in quite some time, so be sure to go check out a few of the other responses when you’re done here, but for now I’ve picked out a few of my favorites for you to peruse.

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Formula 1? More Like Formula Boring

Formula 1? More Like Formula Boring

Neil deGrasse Tyson Explains the Physics of Formula One Racing

Formula 1, as currently formulated, is awful.

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Gasoline Is Obsolete

Gasoline Is Obsolete

Why Gas Engines Are Far From Dead - Biggest EV Problems

Petrol engines are a XXth century technology rendered obsolete by electrification.

OK, BEV were not very practical before 2015, but the solution was HEV/PHEV then ; petrol engines did not improve significantly after the nineties (direct injection maybe? Injection was the last big step forward, I’d say).

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Americans Are Size Queens

Americans Are Size Queens

Why Americans love big cars

We should have pretty strict size restrictions on how big civilian vehicles can be. Trucks these days can’t even fit to established parking spaces. They block other vehicles’ sight lines on the road, they are unable to see pedestrians or other obstacles and hazards over their massive hoods, and their overcompensating drivers are (anecdotally) much more likely to be aggressive tailgaiting dipshits who roll coal and keep a copy of the legal statute that says they’re allowed to tailgate and everyone lawfully has to get out of their way in their pocket at all times.

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Red Light, Green Light

Red Light, Green Light

Are Red Light Cameras A Good Thing??

Honestly? Cameras at every stop light. If you blow through a red light, you’re getting an automatic ticket. If this was put into place (and assuming there’d be systems in place to make the appeals process difficult), people would stop. doing. this.

I see no downside if you’re a rational person who values safety. Of course, there’s people who will grumble about “mah freedums” as if the right to blow through a red light and put lives in danger is guaranteed in the Constitution.

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Hello, OnStar?

Hello, OnStar?

Dodge Hellcat Outruns Chopper in Houston Police Chase! Driver Almost Makes it

There *should* be kill switches in cars that law enforcement can activate instead of engaging in chases. And I know people will bark about privacy and whatnot...to that I say FIGURE IT OUT and let’s end high speed chases and general car theft.

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Ay, Chè Brutto

Ay, Chè Brutto

FIRST LOOK: Lamborghini Temerario – 907bhp, Turbo V8 Hybrid, 10,000rpm!

I can’t think of a single Italian car made in the past 2 decades I’d want to own. And in addition to being generally unreliable, they’re ugly.

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Speeding Trailer

Speeding Trailer

Speeding semi crashes through highway pileup

To your speed limit point: fines should be double if caught speeding with a trailer.

And since most drivers are shit and HP is cheap nowadays I say: you should need a special license if your vehicle has more than 100hp per 1000lbs.

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Down With Restomods

Down With Restomods

The Porsche 911 Customized by Singer - /CHRIS HARRIS ON CARS

I am not a fan of Restomods. If you want an old car, drive it as it was built, warts and all. That’s an essential part of the experience. If you want a new performance car, buy one of those. A restomod is just buying the style without the feel of driving an old car.

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Use Your Cruise

Use Your Cruise

How To Use Cruise Control | Learn to drive: Car knowledge

People that don’t use cruise control on interstates should be tried for crimes against humanity

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Slide Title

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Regular Car Reviews: 1979 Corvette C3

C3's are the best looking Corvettes

Fight me.

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Your Old Junk Is Unsafe

Your Old Junk Is Unsafe

How To Pass State Inspection with An Old Car/Van!

Cars over 10 years old should be required to have safety inspections, with STRICT criteria, every two years, in order to be allowed on the road. Many of the cars I drove over the years, all the way into my 40s, had no business being on the road. I’m so glad I fixed my credit and improved my income situation, and corrected my priorities, so I could afford a safe vehicle. I am now a car sales professional, now management, who once worked at a Dodge store, and briefly a Kia store, I’ve seen trades come in with staggeringly dangerous safety issues, that people would just ignore and keep driving on. Tires so bald you can see the air, brake calipers falling off the rotor with pads disintegrated and scraping against everything, multicolored (red, green, and brown) leaks, unable to roll in a straight line, etc. It is unkind to put your passengers, pedestrians, and other motorists at risk from your vehicle if it is at risk of losing brakes, sudden loss (or increase) of speed, breakdown at highway speeds, etc if it can be avoided. There are too many people out there who just don’t treat these 3000 pound rolling liabilities with the care and upkeep they need in order to be safe.

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No Right On Red

No Right On Red

In an effort to protect pedestrians, right turns on red lights prohibited at some stops

Well, here we go:

1. The United States needs better driver training nationwide. It should be rigorous, difficult, and offer opportunities for continuous education. It shouldn’t be left to states.

2. Licensing should be graduated along classifications the way vehicles are and you should not be able to buy, rent, or drive a vehicle you’re not licensed to drive. If you’re licensed to drive a Mirage or Versa, that’s what you can get. You can’t drive a heavy duty truck, or a minivan, or even a Camry until you graduate — through testing — to that level.

3. Everyone should be completely reexamined — written and practical driving — every ten years from when they get their license, and every five years beginning age 70.

4. No right on red without a designated post-turn lane.

5. Cities with ring roads (the Beltway, the Perimeter, or whatever a town calls it) should charge a congestion fee to any vehicle not registered within that ring. If you don’t want to pay that congestion charge, take public transportation.

6. Public transportation needs to be better. Better infrastructure. Better service. Better funding! Charge an additional $1 per gallon to fund public infrastructure like transit (and also roads, bike lanes, sidewalks, etc).

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It’s A Mustang

It’s A Mustang

The Mach-E Rally Moves Better On Dirt Than The 911 Dakar (Great on the Street Too!) - TheSmokingTire

PROMISE no judgment? Then in that case, I think calling the Mach-E a Mustang was brilliant.

By borrowing the Mustang name and styling, Ford turned what could’ve been another forgettable SUV into something cool and desirable. It definitely made a big, albeit controversial, splash, and made much more noise than - what, a Ford Edge EV? - would’ve ever made. Yes it pissed off some customers, but how many Mustang fans were going to buy an electric SUV in the first place?

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Be More Like Australia

Be More Like Australia

New Law Requires a Special License to Drive a Supercar in Australia

Any performance car with over 400 bhp should require a performance driving class of some sort. Too many shit-necks killing people outside cars and coffee.

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The Battle Rages ON

The Battle Rages ON

Group Fuels Debate on Raising Driving Age

The legal age for driving should be raised to 21. Eighteen-year-olds have no business operating a car (or, God, a motorcycle) and don’t even get me started on sixteen-year-olds. Probably no one should be driving, humans are just pleasure-driven monkeys, but let’s not go that far for this QOTD. Twenty-one. There.

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