Ohio Really Messed This One Up

The state has a new license plate, the first in 8 years, but there's a problem.

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The great state of Ohio, which has been engaged in a years-long war with North Carolina over who can claim to be the birthplace of aviation, has a new license plate, the first one in eight years. On it is an image of the Wright Flyer, which appears to be towing a banner laying claim to Ohio as the birthplace of aviation. Except the plane is facing the wrong direction.

This was a fact that was pointed out almost immediately by old aircraft knowers on Twitter. Or maybe they are just regular knowers. We spotted it on Hooniverse.

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Governor Mike Dewine unveiled the new plate today, a design of his and his wife Fran’s choosing, so thanks Mike and Fran. Almost immediately, the state said, “Sorry. I’m sorry. I’m trying to remove it.”

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I grew up in Ohio, and the plate’s design initially struck me as good, orientation error or not, but the more I look at it, the more I notice how busy the design is. There is a dog, a child on a swing, a city skyline, rolling hills, wheat, some water, and then a sunrise and blue skies as well to go along with the Wright Flyer and state silhouette.

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But then again, I’m not sure it is worse than the Ohio plates of my youth. This is the first I really remember from childhood. It was introduced in 1991:

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A version of that with more gold came next, followed by these pieces of garbage:

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Next came the following plate, a precursor to the one unveiled by DeWine.

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Ohio’s outgoing plate, introduced in 2013, is just, what the hell is this:

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Beginning in 1909, Ohio used a different license plate every year until 1973, all of which are better than the one the DeWines came up with. I mean look at 1938's, for example, pure class:

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Make Ohio license plates good again.