Here Are The Worst Street Names In America

There’s two that come to mind because they intersect I-95 near Philly and I drove past them every week day for years on my commute. Not worst names but pretty ironic/funny:

Street Road - Bensalem, PA - Had my first job interview the day I moved to the city of Brotherly love at Parx. Thanks to rainy day traffic I was 5 min late to the interview and didn’t get the job.

Blueball Ave - Boothwyn, PA - Had a nice hearty chuckle every time I drove under this bridge. Felt sorry for the folks that lived around there.

Suggested by: Kommandante

I used to drive by this one all the time. Got to be pretty high on the list.

Suggested by: Beer-light Guidance

Toad Suck Rd in Conway AR 

Suggested by: petekill

This one is a classic. By that I mean it’s awesome. No need to be all negative :) It’s not a photoshop, it’s in Troy, MI

Suggested by: getstoney

Booger Branch Rd in South Carolina. Drive past this every time we go to the inlaws.

Suggested by: MrMach1

Suggested by: soloyosh

The alleyway behind my parents house in Selinsgrove PA (what a backwards ass town that is....) should probably be spelled Red Currant Alley, since other streets in town are named after fruits. But, in a damming critique of our local school system and hatred of intelligence, it was labeled “Red Current Alley”.

My father, with his infinite humor, calls it Aunt Flo’s Alley.

Suggested by: Umoja

Interstate 20 through South Carolina AKA the J. Strom Thurmond highway.

Because fuck that guy.

Suggested by: StinkyTinkler

There’s a Brown Material Road near Lost Hills, CA.

Suggested by: Dream Theater of the Absurd

I’m not nominating a single street, but a whole damn neighborhood!

North Kingwood Forest, just north of Houston has gone completely crazy with their street names. These include: Right Way, Same Way, This Way, That Way, Straight Way, My Way & Any Way.

Suggested by: Reventlov