The New York City Subway Is Hell

The New York City subway is bad. We all know this. But this is how bad it got today:

This does not include myriad problems that occurred this morning with “sick passengers,” “police investigations,” “FDNY activity,” and “customer injury,” some of which may just be suicides.

And, naturally, people are already extremely mad:

Please suggest places for me to move to in the comments that are not in New York City. Really, any place. I can work from home. I’m doing it right now.

Because the subway is broken.