The New York City Subway Is Hell

The New York City subway is bad. We all know this. But this is how bad it got today:

Service changes update: Some northbound Q trains are stopping along the R line from DeKalb Av to Canal St.
Expect delays in both directions on the D, F, Q and R trains.

— NYCT Subway (@NYCTSubway) January 9, 2018

This does not include myriad problems that occurred this morning with "sick passengers," "police investigations," "FDNY activity," and "customer injury," some of which may just be suicides.

And, naturally, people are already extremely mad:

Riders Alliance slams the MTA for this morning's train delays. "New Yorkers with vivid memories of the Summer of Hell are gearing up for a Winter of Heartache on the subway."

— Danielle Furfaro (@DanielleFurfaro) January 9, 2018

Please suggest places for me to move to in the comments that are not in New York City. Really, any place. I can work from home. I'm doing it right now.

Because the subway is broken.