Comment Of The Day: There Is Only One Way Our Silicon Valley Future Won't Be A Nightmarish Dystopia And It Involves Baloo Edition

Today we saw tech gazillionaire Larry Page’s ‘flying car,’ the Kitty Hawk. Pretty clearly, it is not a flying car. But maybe it’s something else.

You see, I take one look at its spinning rotors and thing that, oh yeah, this is a human-sized meat dicer.

Reader AndrosZ took a different look at the multirotor testing over California’s beautiful Clear Lake, into which my parents once dropped a watermelon on a family picnic before I was born:

You see, this is the only way that I can envision a flying car future that’s not terrible. Somehow we end up in TaleSpin.