Dear Prius owner, we understand that you want to help the planet, but this is too much. That's some fine woodworking, but get a real bumper and stop pretending you're piloting a Conestoga Wagon.

Jalopnik reader aaps59 spotted this termite-friendly Toyota at a Home Depot in Princeton, NJ. I'd bet that the owner is a professor of chemical and biological engineering looking to stock up on renewable body panels.