The Tesla Model S P85 is simply the best car Regular Car Reviews has driven so far this side of a mysterious Volkswagen we all know doesn’t really exist. Too bad the Tesla is not a regular car.
Romeo and Juliet should have had sex in a Tesla Model S. Not necessarily with each other. After that, they should have also looked at their radar detector before flooring the car to learn what a really powerful A/C motor can do with direct drive. More than a bunch of horses, I’ll tell you that.
There’s a reason why Norwegians buys Teslas like hot cakes, and it’s not just that they don’t want to pay high taxes. Norway is a wealthy country, and one that’s also smarter about its future than most oil nations. The Tesla Model S is the perfect car for them.
But how about you?
Feel free to hand me that red jacket, because I will gladly play the role of Scrooge McDuck in exchange for a car that can do all this.
Also, I’m sure RCR’s mystery Volkswagen wasn’t an e-Golf.
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