Don't tell Matt, but I'm going to take over a little bit here tonight, and just post some things that would probably just get eye rolls if I tried it in the day. So let's all just be cool, okay? No need to call or email him, got me?

Every hour I'll be posting something to Torchlopnik, which, like myself, will be just a bit shorter and stupider than you may normally expect.

I think we'll have fun. It's nighttime, people. All bets are off. Let's get those constricting pants off and think little weird things about cars.