Slowest Race Ever: Fat Guy On A Scooter Versus A Diesel VW Van

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Raphael Orlove
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What's faster: a diesel VW vanagon, or an 8 hp scooter with a fat guy on it?

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I won't spoil the surprise, but I will say that I was surprised by the result.

(Hat tip to Jason "The Other Guy In The Fantastic Four" Torchinsky!)

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