Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton Can't Park

Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton is a fiesty firebrand, and a largely respected non-voting delegate for her constituents in Washington, DC. She also doesn’t appear to understand the concept of angled parking, hitting another car in the process, and it makes you sad for the 77-year old more than anything else. » 3/26/15 9:31am Thursday 9:31am

Here’s How To Deal With Someone Parking In Front of Your Driveway

I recently had an epiphany. Not a small epiphany, either, like the kind you get when you think there's no food in the house, and you're about to start eating notebook paper, and then you discover a lone bag of popcorn in the back of your pantry. I mean a real epiphany, like when you realize there's an eye in the… » 1/15/15 3:30pm 1/15/15 3:30pm

Best Parking Helps You Find Nearby Parking Options

iOS/Android/Web: When you need to find parking quickly and you're willing to pay for it, the Best Parking app can help. Best Parking offers parking info for over 100 cities nationwide. » 12/22/14 7:13pm 12/22/14 7:13pm

This Italian Parking Fiasco Video Is Too Good To Be True, Right?

I'll be honest with you, readers, because you're the only ones I really trust: I love a good fiasco. I mean, if something's going to go wrong, I love a nice avalanche of wrong to really settle things. And it should end with a parade, or maybe a dead horse. This video of a guy trying to park a Fiat 500 comes shockingly… » 11/24/14 8:30pm 11/24/14 8:30pm

Watch This Guy's Car Get Crushed By Terrible Parking

Sometimes you find a great parking spot, for no reason at all. And sometimes you find a great parking spot, because everyone else figured out that there's a pretty good chance someone is going to come along and knock a goddamn wall on top of your car, demolishing it in the process. » 11/24/14 10:00am 11/24/14 10:00am

See Why People Gathered In A Stadium To Watch This Guy Park A Car

Yes, there is a Guinness World Record for "the tightest parallel park." And Han Yue beat it this week; sticking a Mini Cooper between two other cars with not more than 3.15" to spare. Also, he did it in one motion. » 11/20/14 7:30pm 11/20/14 7:30pm

The Secret To Cheap And Safe Parking For A Tourist In New York City

A friend and I recently booked a hotel room in Washington, D.C., for one night. The room came to around $190 total, or a reasonable-for-D.C. $95 per person. And the parking? $48 plus tax. » 11/13/14 2:00pm 11/13/14 2:00pm

Watch This Crappy Mall Parking Lot Fight Turn Into Insane Road Rage

You're driving through the mall parking lot, looking for a spot, when you come across a tense standoff. Someone's taken a parking spot that a guy in a crappy little hatchback believes to be his, and an argument ensues. We've all seen it a thousand times. Until the guy turns his little hatchback into a multi-thousand… » 11/07/14 10:30am 11/07/14 10:30am

Getting A Ticket Is Reportedly Cheaper Than Parking At The World Series

KRON4 News' People Behaving Badly hooked a left at the Ferry Building to check out man's inhumanity to his fellow man at the World Series. Who behaved worst? Parking garages. » 10/27/14 4:11pm 10/27/14 4:11pm

​This Valet App Might Be The Next Best Thing To Uber

Parking in most major cities – and San Francisco, in particular – sucks. More often then not, when the wife and I head into the city for a night out, we park somewhere cheap and Uber our way around. It's both idiotic and costly, but it beats circling for a space for 45 minutes and then walking 10 blocks. That's why… » 10/24/14 9:25pm 10/24/14 9:25pm

What's The Coolest Parking Garage Ever Built?

Cars are physical manifestations of their day's most advanced technology and design. It's only fitting that they get to rest in equally cutting-edge parking garages. » 9/26/14 11:30am 9/26/14 11:30am

Customizable, Solar Powered E-Ink Parking Signs Need To Happen

The comments in the most ridiculous parking sign story got me thinking, which is never a good thing. Why are we stuck with static signs stacked end-on-end? What if these signs could change throughout the day depending on the time and regulations? Enter the solar powered e-ink display. » 8/26/14 8:30pm 8/26/14 8:30pm

Most Ridiculous Parking Sign Ever Has Been Cut In Half, Still Ridiculous

Last week, a few more signs were added to a pole outside Linwood E. Howe Elementary school in Culver City, CA to clarify new drop-off and pick-up procedures. No big deal, except now it's 15-feet tall. » 8/25/14 5:08pm 8/25/14 5:08pm

Sad Russian Driver Can't Escape Kierkegaard's Parking Lot

This sad example of a driver in Russia just really tugs at the heartstrings. Try and try as they might, they just haven't got the foggiest clue how to exit an incredibly simple parking lot. And the entire time, the Benny Hill theme song mercilessly plays, over and over again, mocking their cruel parking fate. » 8/18/14 6:30pm 8/18/14 6:30pm

​This Poor Guy Got The World's Quickest Parking Ticket

Philadelphia resident Brian Yan might be the recipient of a new world record. He went from parking his car to getting a ticket in under a minute. Maybe quicker. » 8/04/14 8:43pm 8/04/14 8:43pm

Kid Can't Legally Drive, But He Can Park the Hell Out of a Go-Kart

This young driving ace is the Elwood Blues, the Ken Block, of parking a go-kart. Or, if you're a Top Gear fan, he's like The Stig—an anonymous stud whose identity is concealed by his racing suit. » 7/15/14 4:22pm 7/15/14 4:22pm

Use SF's Parking App For Dicks And Face A $300 Fine

Remember MonkeyParking? It's the app that lets you auction your parking space in San Francisco to the highest bidder. We called it a dick move, and the SF City Attorney agrees. They just sent the app's creator a cease-and-desist. » 6/23/14 3:12pm 6/23/14 3:12pm