Oh, you thought ghost ridin' the whip was over? No no, suckas. Watch this buckharvestin' mofo and his down-home shawty stun like a G, taking a John Deere combine for a stroll. When the Department of Agriculture comes, all I hear is woo, woo, woo.

If you're going to try to rob someone, don't crash your getaway car into a tractor. And if you do, don't crash into the forklift end. And if you do crash into the forklift end, get out before the owner lifts your car.

We have no explanation as to how or why this unmanned tractor ended up doing laps and destroying cars in a Walmart parking, but that certainly doesn't make watching it happen any less amusing.

While I was paying homage to my Midwestern roots a couple weeks back, I did more than just drink Leinies and go to a classic Door County Peninsula drive-in. Vintage farm tractor show!

Let's review what's going on here: This is a Model T. It's powered by a Boeing T50/Model 502 gas turbine, the same thing the government once put in helicopters and anti-submarine drones. Now you can buy it on eBay. Gah!

When you picture a tractor you're picturing the classic John Deere 4020 in iconic green-and-yellow. To celebrate the famous piece of farm equipment John Deere commissioned Chip Foose to customize a 1970 model. According to Wojdyla, he Foosed it up.

Not everybody learns to drive with a car, some of us eschew concrete jungles and drivers ed for the fruited plains and a John Deere 3010. For those, here's an HDR gallery of Moline, Illinois' finest.

Way before a trucker cap-wearing Ashton Kutcher ruined the brand name we thought old green-and-yellow John Deere tractors were just plain cool. You know what else is cool? A bunch of black-and-white photos of 'em. Here's a few.

John Deere is likely rolling in his grave at the sight of this Toyota FJ40 done up in green-and-yellow John Deere livery. We'll admit, those tractor wheels and tires do look pretty cool. [mudfacemarge]