Why Buy A Used Hyundai When This Crazy-Rare 3000GT VR4 Spyder Is Way Cheaper? 

The magical decade known as the 1990s was a great time for car buyers. Manufacturers were throwing out every zany, half-baked ideas in the hopes that they would stick like spaghetti to a wall. One of the more insane offerings made by any automaker was the 3000GT VR4 Spyder, a car that didn’t need to exist, but I’m so

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You Need This Super Cheap Porsche 911 Project Car Because Just Look At It

Porsche was never in the habit of making bad automobiles. Quirky, temperamental, and a bit crashy, sure. But even in their most drug-addled states in the ‘70s, the least deserving of the Porsche namesake was 10 times better than most anything on the road at that given moment. Case in point—this Porsche 911 that was…

Four Super Cheap Alternatives To The Crazy Expensive MKIV Toyota Supra

The internet sure can suck sometimes. First, it turns every moderately clickbaity video into an opportunity for a goatse or rickroll, and now it has raised prices on the MKIV Toyota Supra to such a degree that it’s completely unattainable for people that work for a living. Bravo. Thankfully, here are four cars that…

Why Buy Three Private Islands When You Can Buy This Used Bugatti Veyron? 

We’ve all experienced this dilemma—your company goes public and your minority stake is now worth major bucks. You’ve been eyeing this used Bugatti Veyron, but a handful of affordable islands near French Polynesia just went on the market, with just enough room to build a landing strip for your Gulfstream. What do you…

This Used To Be The Fastest Car In The World, But Is It Worth Saving Now?

Some of the best gifts in life don’t look like gifts at first. You may have some that keep you up at night, some that eviscerate your bank account, and others that may give you tetanus. This cheap Jaguar XK120 is a fair helping of all three, but if you could manage to get it done, all the coffee in the world wouldn’t…

Why Buy A Honda Civic When The Best Lancer Evolution Ever Made Costs Way Less? 

When most people cross-shop cars, they think of practicality first, and that’s clearly wrong. The one thing car enthusiasts have known for decades—the one notion that could save normies from a hum-drum existence—is that you buy for experience value per dollar. With that in mind, I present this Lancer Evolution MR, the…

Prepare Your Bank Account Because The McLaren MP4-12C Is Now Stupid Cheap

If you’re the kind of person that wants to buy a brand new McLaren, you’re looking at shelling out more a third of a million of our finest American freedombucks. However, you’d be a complete dope to do that because examples of the automaker’s spectacular MP4-12C have arguably reached the bottom of their steep…

This Cheap Bugatti Veyron Is Exactly What You'll Need To Impress Idiots

Whenever my wife and I go out for dinner and I glance upon the table next us and see a woman’s designer handbag, I ask her if she likes it. Without missing a beat, she almost always says “It’s obviously fake.” I then ask her why anyone would buy a bag like that, to which she replies “To impress dumb people.” Like that…

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Why Buy A Million-Dollar Hypercar When You Can Buy This Pristine 1967 Toyota 2000GT Instead? 

I get it. You have a million bucks and change burning a hole in your tuxedo pockets, and you’re desperate to own one of those fancy hypercars like your neighbors all have. Who hasn’t been in that situation? But I am here to tell you to go another route: this perfect time-capsule 1967 Toyota 2000GT.

Why The Hell Would You Buy A Mazda Miata When This V12 Mercedes Is Way Cheaper? 

One of the first issues readers bring up when I write these articles is the fact that the featured cars are often expensive to maintain and repair when out of warranty. While that may be somewhat true for this clean and Miata-cheap Mercedes-Benz SL600, a quick rundown of facts would render those concerns moot. Allow…

Why Buy A Nissan GT-R When This Porsche 911 Turbo Is Half The Price? 

When the Nissan GT-R first arrived on U.S. shores, it was immediately pitted against the all-wheel-drive and boosted Porsche 911 Turbo. While the GT-R was a great performance value back in the day, the tables have turned in such spectacular fashion that you can now get a great example of Germany’s finest sports car…

Why Buy A New Honda Accord When You Can Buy This Perfect Old Honda Accord Instead

“I bought a Honda Accord,” your neighbor tells you. And you nod and tell him “That’s a good car,” because it is! You can’t really go wrong with an Accord, even if it is a boring, safe, obvious choice. But a modern Accord starts around $22,000; for about the same money, you can own this impossibly sweet 1981 Accord LX