ExxonMobil Posts Largest Profit In US History, Makes $1,865.69 A Second

ExxonMobil has announced third-quarter profits of $14.83 billion, the largest profit ever recorded in US history »10/30/08 12:00pm10/30/08 12:00pm. That number is up from the company's last record profit — in the second quarter — of only $11.68 billion. Let's put this into perspective; ExxonMobil could buy every ever built, every 38 hours, and they'd…

Commenter Of The Day: The ExxonMobil Shell Game Edition

In all the furor over gas prices, a popular punching bag is ExxonMobil, which made something along the lines of $90,000 per minute, the highest corporate profit ever. It's interesting to note that this is actually less than what the market predicted the company to make and that the company's stock is dipping. The… »8/08/08 5:40pm8/08/08 5:40pm

GM "Breaks Up" With Big Oil; Booty Calls, Beatings Likely To Continue

McCann-Erickson, the agency that brought you such Buick tag lines as "Dream Up" and "Beyond Precision," has decided GM needs to put its foot down and end its self-abusive, codependent-yet-carnally-thrilling relationship with Big Oil. A new campaign will debut on June 22, when the General will present a "Dear Oil"… »6/11/08 9:20am6/11/08 9:20am

ExxonMobil Releases Third Quarter Earnings, Down To Second-Largest Profit Ever

The titan that is the world's largest publicly traded oil corporation on revenue, spoke from high atop an oil well this morning, delivering their quarterly earnings for the third quarter of 2006. And oh what a profit ExxonMobil had — the company reported the second largest profit by a publicly-traded corporation ever… »10/26/06 11:29am10/26/06 11:29am