Before Tata introduced the poor to the travails of new car buying, there was the Citroën FAF. Before the FAF there was the Greek-built Pony, and today Nice Price or Crack Pipe wants to know what's a grecian urn?

They say you should keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a Citroën that's small enough for you to do both!