​2015 Porsche Cayenne GTS: This Is It

Porsche is out with two new Cayennes, and like every model in its stable, there has to be at least a half-dozen variants. Minimum. So it's time to meet the Turbo-wannabe GTS and its base sibling, that – gasp! – no longer has a manual option.
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Why criticising the SUV is a blinkered view

I find it quite amusing that while the world has gone SUV crazy, those that position themselves as hardcore car enthusiasts seem to have universally adopted a negative stance towards the Sports Utility Vehicle. I liken it to the music snob that goes out of their way to express just how terrible the tracks on the… » 8/14/14 2:49am 8/14/14 2:49am

Used Car Face Off: Ass-Hauling German 4X4s On The Cheap

Welcome to Used Car Face Off, where we find two similar or similarly priced used cars and ask you which one you would buy. Choose wisely! » 10/14/12 4:30pm 10/14/12 4:30pm

The Porsche Cayenne Turbo S Is Now Even More Ludicrously Fast

A lot of people love the Porsche Cayenne. And a lot of people love to hate the Porsche Cayenne. But no matter your feelings, you cannot deny how outstandingly it drives. Even the diesel model is an above average performer. » 10/12/12 1:40pm 10/12/12 1:40pm

Lindsay Lohan Arrested After Crashing Another Porsche Into Another…

Oh LiLo, why do they keep giving you Porsches to drive? According to TMZ Lindsay Lohan pulled her Porsche Cayenne SUV into New York's Dream Hotel at very low speeds and hit a guy standing outside. » 9/19/12 8:06am 9/19/12 8:06am

2013 Porsche Cayenne Diesel: The Jalopnik Review

As I plunged through a sweeping set of bends, deep in the Alaskan wilderness, I almost missed the big-ass black bear sitting in the middle of the road. Fortunately, I managed to stop just a few feet away and watched as this beautifully savage animal meandered back into the undergrowth. » 9/04/12 12:00pm 9/04/12 12:00pm

The Cayenne V6 Is The Fastest Car Porsche Makes According To Its Website

The Porsche Cayenne V6 puts out 300 horsepower and 295 pound feet of torque. They aren't exactly scintillating numbers for a heavy SUV. » 8/27/12 10:00am 8/27/12 10:00am

Canadian Cayenne Copiously Covered In Crap

In the art-car world, the entry-level project is to simply glue a bunch of crap to your car. It doesn't take too much skill or effort, and can really inject some personality in your rusty '93 Corolla. If you actually have a vision and some talent, it can even turn out pretty cool. The one hard and fast rule, though,… » 5/28/12 3:00pm 5/28/12 3:00pm

This Armored Porsche Fires Bullets And Mines

Do you find the Porsche Cayenne to be sadly limited in its ability to kill people? Sure, you can run them over or toss them out of the back —but that's pretty much it. Yawn. Luckily, the dangerous loons over at International Armoring Corporation and Red Jacket Firearms (of the Discovery Channel Show, Sons of Guns) did… » 5/03/12 4:00pm 5/03/12 4:00pm

2013 Porsche Cayenne Diesel: 28 MPG And 406 Lb-Ft O' Torque

Enthusiasts love diesel engines for their massive torque and non-hybrid-laden efficiency. Enthusiasts generally don't like the Porsche Cayenne because it's not a 911. Heads will surely explode, then, with the announcement that the 2013 Porsche Cayenne will finally be offered in the U.S. with the company's 3.0-liter… » 4/03/12 10:15am 4/03/12 10:15am

Qatari police have a gigantic fleet of Porsches

Qatar's recent National Day parade was like that in many other countries: it featured military and police vehicles. Unlike those other countries, Qatar has cash to burn and a sultan's taste for the good life. The vehicles of choice? Porsche Cayennes and Panameras. » 12/28/11 2:30pm 12/28/11 2:30pm

Delta shuttling frequent flyers in Porsches

Remember that time you'd just barely survived a US Airways flight into Atlanta, fought your way through a crowded hellscape of angry travelers, and then had to drag your bags to your car only to see some pampered Delta customer get into a brand new Porsche? You weren't hallucinating. » 11/04/11 3:00pm 11/04/11 3:00pm

There are more Porsche Cayennes in Greece than taxpayers who can afford…

The classical economic term for Greece's situation is "boned." But one problem contributing to the country's ongoing collapse is that millions of residents underreport their incomes or just flat-out don't pay income taxes. » 11/01/11 2:30pm 11/01/11 2:30pm

Silly German mistakes his Porsche for a U-Boat

I don't care how many advertisements you see bolstering the Porsche Cayenne's off-road abilities — the big VW won't float, as this man in Hamburg learned yesterday during the city's flood event. This rule also applies to Mercedes. Hat tip RentalCarGuy! » 6/09/11 2:30pm 6/09/11 2:30pm

Porsche Cayennes weren't built for muddin'

As if we hadn't had enough fun with Russia and Porsches separately today, this comes across: A Porsche Cayenne out muddin' in a shallow river gets a little stuck. Then a lot stuck, with a few deployed air bags. » 3/24/11 3:30pm 3/24/11 3:30pm

Porsche Considers Naming Baby Cayenne "Cajun"

Volkswagen CEO Martin Winkelhorn told German paper Der Spiegel that Porsche's long-expected pocket edition of the Cayenne SUV "might be named Cajun," clearly upset that GMC had claimed "Acadia" before Porsche could. [German Car Blog] » 9/26/10 6:45pm 9/26/10 6:45pm

Porsche Will Mail You A Piece Of Its Leipzig Test Track

Porsche's giving away pieces of the guard rail from its Leipzig Test Track. They're replacing 200ft and making the metal into souvenirs associated with a Cayenne promotion. Sign up here and they'll send you a piece, no charge. » 8/25/10 12:30pm 8/25/10 12:30pm

The World's Worst Porsche Cayenne

When Jalopnik-reader Adam asked what motivated an elderly Asian man to accessorize his Porsche Cayenne with reflective tape, rhinestones and lights, the answer he got was "to make it unique." The real result? The world's worst Porsche Cayenne. » 6/14/10 8:30am 6/14/10 8:30am

Chinese Copy, Improve Porsche Cayenne

The Porsche Cayenne is an incredibly popular vehicle despite looking like a mongoose in headgear, so it's no surprise a Chinese company is cloning it. What is surprising? Huatai improved the appearance by adding a Bentley grille. » 4/21/10 11:00am 4/21/10 11:00am