It's a Porsche, it's a Volkswagen, It's a... If they ever make a movie out of Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe 914, Faye Dunaway could play the lead, and hopefully Jack Nicholson would driver her.
Like today's candidate, yesterday's Pontiac Fiero Mera sported a mid-mounted engine. Unlike today's so fugly-it's-endearing original's body, that Mera attempted to strike a pose once perfected by an Italian fashion model, but one that was sadly unappreciated on the runways of today's Jalopnik. An overwhelming 88% Crack Pipe loss proved it just wasn't destined to be America's Next Top Model.